I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize