I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I need to sanitize my soul.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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