I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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