u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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