Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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