I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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