Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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