Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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