The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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