i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He has the fingertips of a God
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