When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Who died my cat blue again?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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