you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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