That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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