I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Randomize
