Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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