WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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