That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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