White coat. Heels.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Everything about him screamed your future.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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