Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
The ass gains better be worth it
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