thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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