I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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