i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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