And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
now i know why i became what i already was.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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