So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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