smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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