yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Randomize