you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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