I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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