dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
i think im in europe. pls send help
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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