doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Just high enough for therapy.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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