Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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