covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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