Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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