marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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