I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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