I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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