He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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