I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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