Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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