Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I can't put those talents on a resume
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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