It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
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As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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