This girl is more easily done than said...
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Randomize
