I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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