I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
You ate ashes out of my bong
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
