i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
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Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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