as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
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I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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