I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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