party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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