He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
