he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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