In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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