handjob tips. give me some.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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