i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
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Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.