he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me