Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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