There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
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